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I drove to your base, to try and take your flag. You tossed me grenades, flinging them like a fag. I ran one guy over, and up the ramp I did go. I smacked your sniper, then humped like a 'ho'. With your flag in hand, I beat the next guy to death. As I ran out the base you were all out of breath! ..........Red Team score! I warped out my base, Sniped 2 out of yours. When I grabbed the inviz, you all crapped your drawers! I picked your sniper, from way back behind blue. And your crew in the hog? Headshots times 2! I took your flag and ran with it high in the air. Dropping it and firing again, it must seem unfair. ..........Red Team score! On the screen you typed "LAGGGG!!!", as I got in a Ghost! "What a baby", I thought, we were on YOUR HOST! Your tank missed his shot, and I ramped up him into the air. Left my ghost, shot a rocket, he was dead, I was 'fair'. I grabbed the health, pistoled 2, and dropped into your base. I turned with the launcher.....'Oh the look on your face!' I shot you dead, grabbed the flag and to the cave I did go. You watched the Hog, and the warp, but you just didn't know. .............Red team score. Game over! Quoted from halo.bungie.org
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